Friday, 3 December 2010

So the Nuzlocke begins...

Basically, a Nuzlocke run is a game of Pokémon with special rules, designed to make it harder and add roleplaying to the game.

The rules are as follows:
1) If a Pokémon faints, thou shalt release it.
2) The first Pokémon seen in an area, thou shalt catch it, and none other.
3) If all your Pokémon faint, thou shalt restart the game.

A couple of things I'm not sure about, such as to the rule on not carrying pokéballs unless I want a new pokémon, but I suspect cunning bypasses would be frowned upon.

So, to start off the badly told adventure, here goes.
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Bonsai was a young child, with dreams beyond his years. See, he wanted to ... (8) become the very best, like no-one ever was... (8). He wanted the fortune and fame and boobage that came with being the pokémon champion, but as of yet at his young age of ten, he was seriously lacking in advancement upon this goal...

This is the tale... of Bonsai... in very weird steps that are half story, and half me typing crap


So, due to the events that anybody who has played Pokémon Ruby can remember, Bonsai came to acquire a Torchic. Lovingly (sortof) Bonsai named it K.F.C, as it was both hot, and chicken, just like a Torchick, and as such ventured of into the world to make his small animal beat other small animals into unconciousness... just like most other 10 year olds.


On a sidenote: Bonsai almost gets set up with May due to her mother. Sending him off alone to her daughters room? If only I knew parents like that.

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